Last night was one of the greatest concerts of my life. And I’ve been to some pretty good ones: Nicki Minaj/2 Chainz, Mac Miller, Nelly, etc. But Cal and Rez beat them all. Now, we all know this guy’s sexy. And if you don’t think so, you’re blind. And dumb. And a lot of other things I probably shouldn’t say to avoid getting my ass beat.
But anyway, we got there early and made fucking 2nd row. The mosh pit moved my friends and me back like four fucking rows. To try and get back up, I tried using my big ass to shake through people. It worked until we got to some big bitch who thought she could step on me to get through. I wont of course. But when I really started pushing her back she cussed me out, and I honestly thought I was about to get punched in the face. But she didn’t do it. …pussy. It’s cool though, I’d really rather not get punched by some girl 3x my size.
Once the concert was halfway through, everyone stopped pushing and it was a lot easier to dance. Thank god. I was afraid I’d never be able to breath again. It was worth it though. The concert was amazing. And we found out that Timeflies was putting us on Timeflies Tuesday this week! I’ll make sure to find me in the vid of the crowd for you guys. 
To say the least, though, I absolutely love Cal. He’s fucking adorable. I’m completely jealous of the girls that got to meet him - some of them being my friends - and the girl he told happy birthday to - also a friend of a friend. So much for being the odd one out. But I know we’re going to meet one day and take shit from there. So I’m not worried.
Sweet dreams bitches, xoxo.

Last night was one of the greatest concerts of my life. And I’ve been to some pretty good ones: Nicki Minaj/2 Chainz, Mac Miller, Nelly, etc. But Cal and Rez beat them all. Now, we all know this guy’s sexy. And if you don’t think so, you’re blind. And dumb. And a lot of other things I probably shouldn’t say to avoid getting my ass beat.

But anyway, we got there early and made fucking 2nd row. The mosh pit moved my friends and me back like four fucking rows. To try and get back up, I tried using my big ass to shake through people. It worked until we got to some big bitch who thought she could step on me to get through. I wont of course. But when I really started pushing her back she cussed me out, and I honestly thought I was about to get punched in the face. But she didn’t do it. …pussy. It’s cool though, I’d really rather not get punched by some girl 3x my size.

Once the concert was halfway through, everyone stopped pushing and it was a lot easier to dance. Thank god. I was afraid I’d never be able to breath again. It was worth it though. The concert was amazing. And we found out that Timeflies was putting us on Timeflies Tuesday this week! I’ll make sure to find me in the vid of the crowd for you guys.

To say the least, though, I absolutely love Cal. He’s fucking adorable. I’m completely jealous of the girls that got to meet him - some of them being my friends - and the girl he told happy birthday to - also a friend of a friend. So much for being the odd one out. But I know we’re going to meet one day and take shit from there. So I’m not worried.

Sweet dreams bitches, xoxo.

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